who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
(via emlewin)
Anonymous asked: Yeh she is sooooo beautiful, wish she was mine :(
Oooooh! Well perhaps… Who knows ;)
Anonymous asked: You're a KS fan!! hell yeah you're the best, I love your tumblr :)
Ohhhh yes, I am! That gorgeous woman! And thank you sweetheart :)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via a-curse-we-cant-prevent)
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
Fabrics fabrics fabrics….
(Source: missealikestodraw, via insidey0u)
(Source: forevermoneyoftheking, via sagarobsten)
